So I can’t play LoL right now because my attention whore of a cat (Mr. Giggles) is all over me and I can’t press any buttons. But I still loev him! <3
Last night I was trying to sleep but I couldn’t because I heard outside of my window cats dying and entering the pits of hell. It was either that or there was some horny cats outside my house!
Boobs and beer, got to love it!!
So this just happened to me, I think it’s beautiful.
When your vagina vibrates/tingles by itself like it has a fucking mind of it’s own!! Bitch calm your walls, i’m not watching anything sexy :O
Jizzing my pants because I finally smelled food, for around 3 seconds, after being sick for 3 weeks and not being able to taste or smell FOOD. Glorious and amazing food, today it was the sweet and amazing smell of meatballs for 3 seconds happy that my senses were awakened and able to make me jizz my pants on how amazing that was. :O I think I heard the angels sing behind me XD omg i’m so happy…recovery soon!!!!
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I prefer the real Raven XD
XD hahahah
My friend asked me for a naked picture of myself…I think I made him proud! XD
His reply: 10 internet points for your cleverness, my good friend
Fioled by auto correct
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Boyfriend:
I think i'll put Alie beta
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Me:
what?!
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Boyfriend:
Aloe vera*
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Me:
Ohhhhh XD lol well whatever helps
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Boyfriend:
Auto cortex can suck my Dick!
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Me:
Cortex, huh? That's a beautiful brain structure ;D
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Boyfriend:
WTF...lol...Cortez*
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Me:
Cortez, huh?. You mean Correct? XDXD
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Boyfriend:
Ahhh! yeah. Fuck you auto correct!!! >.>
Maní got scared!
LOL! pretty cool XD sure I’ll do that for Godzilla
Sharpie eyebrow! XD lol
Oh Tumblr, you are one sexy mofo.
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